500 lb (226,8 Kg) inmate hides a gun between his rolls of fat.
Yes, it was on the AP wire. Has the Harris County Jail in Houston, Texas ever heard of metal detectors? Have the guards there ever conducted a frisk before? You have to wonder.
And just to press the point about the intelligence level in that part of the world, what the hell kind of title is Obese Texas inmate hides gun in his flabs of fat?
What are flabs anyway? Maybe not only are metal detectors unknown in Texas but also copy editors?